I decided that there was no way that I would do another blog on Jesus or his counterpart, Satan. But what I would do is a second part of the blog on “I do believe that Jesus was a Vampire”. That way I cannot be accused of dedicating two whole Blogs to bashing Christians or […]
I do believe that Jesus was a Vampire (insert deep Southern Bible belt accent here)
I would like to first say that this blog is going to rile up a lot of people, so if you are the type of person who holds all that you have ever been taught about Jesus as sacred and dear, or the type of person that has no sense of humour whatsoever, then you […]
When Zombies Attack
August 8, 2014 this was my Face book status: As I was making my morning coffee today I had a horrible thought. When the Zombie Apocalypse happens there will be a shortage of COFFEE! The reason for this is that the workers in the coffee bean fields will either be zombies who are spending their […]