So many vehicular accidents could so easily be avoided if people would just get off of their stupid cell phones. Although there are laws that result in heavy fines and loss of licenses, it really seems that no one is around monitoring this sort of thing. The other day a woman blew right through a […]
Cart Theft
There was this one time last year when we were grocery shopping that I witnessed a cart theft. I am minding my own business checking out oatmeal chocolate chip cookies when I hear this frantic woman’s voice calling, “Excuse me! Excuse ME! You took my cart!” I look up and see this pregnant lady (looking […]
The Six Foot Pumpernickel Diaries
If you are eating, I feel compelled to tell you that, contrary to the title of this blog, this is not a blog about food. In fact, if you are currently eating, please just read this after you are done. Or, if you have a strong constitution, just put your fork down and proceed. Consider […]
Claiming Space
I am in the middle of an exciting process. Now that my youngest has moved out on her own, I am renovating her old bedroom into my art studio. A friend of mine was mortified that I would do that. She is the type that, although her adults kids have not lived with her for […]
The Fall of Man and the Sectional Sofa
I know that this may sound completely strange. There are a lot of people out there who have predicted the Fall of Man and the End of Days and so on and so on. They all have this huge “2012 Apocalypse” mentality. I know that we have nuclear bombs and so many of them that […]