I must admit that if a total stranger came up to me on the street and offered me a hug, I would likely think that 1. They were on CRACK, 2. They were wanting to distract me so that they could pick my pocket, 3. They were freshly escaped from the asylum, or 4. I […]
100 Things Yule Need to Know
Sometimes the aspect of a deadline inspires us to step up and do what we do best in the best way we can. About four years ago I agreed that once a month I would give a noon hour presentation at a local mystical supply shop. Since then, I have faithfully attended to these presentations, […]
I do believe that Pavarotti is the Devil! (you know the accent to use!)
I decided that there was no way that I would do another blog on Jesus or his counterpart, Satan. But what I would do is a second part of the blog on “I do believe that Jesus was a Vampire”. That way I cannot be accused of dedicating two whole Blogs to bashing Christians or […]
I do believe that Jesus was a Vampire (insert deep Southern Bible belt accent here)
I would like to first say that this blog is going to rile up a lot of people, so if you are the type of person who holds all that you have ever been taught about Jesus as sacred and dear, or the type of person that has no sense of humour whatsoever, then you […]
When Zombies Attack
August 8, 2014 this was my Face book status: As I was making my morning coffee today I had a horrible thought. When the Zombie Apocalypse happens there will be a shortage of COFFEE! The reason for this is that the workers in the coffee bean fields will either be zombies who are spending their […]
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